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Martha Stewart dedicated a pear to me.
I’m sure it’s because of my altruistic devotion to helping her maintain her empire, complete subscription to her notion of the good life and making sure the Greenberg’s got their perfect thanksgiving while she was..ahem…’away’.
It’s nice to be noticed. I don’t think she’s confusing me for that folk singer this time, either.
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